I've found over the course of our marriage that younger girls love Chad. L-O-V-E. Something about Chad really just is mesmerizing to the 16-21 crew. They giggle, they smile, they stare, they compliment stupid things, they actually compliment on everything ("You're plain blue t-shirt is so super awesome, I love it so much!"), and they always ask if we are paying together (yup, sorry little girl). And while it used to be slightly annoying we've really learned how to harness this power.
We were taking a weekend trip to Lake Michigan and needed to get a hotel room for the night. So we stopped at a cheap one and sent Chad in to work his magic on what we were hoping was a girl in his target age group. We were in luck! It was a twenty something girl working at the front desk that night! As Chad was getting us a room he asked if there were any deals or discounts she could give him. She asked if he was a AAA member. Of course we aren't and he said so, but she replied, "you are now!". She knocked quite a bit off the bill and also never charged him a pet fee for Rukia. We were quite pleased with how things had gone. Chad's magic worked beautifully!
But wait, it's about to get a whole lot better.
We were settled in our hotel room and using it to our full advantage, in the adult sense.., when we finally heard the knocking at the door. We were in no state to answer the door so we waited, confused, to see if they knocked again. They did. It was 1 o'clock in the morning, who the heck was there? We really didn't know how long they had been there so Chad finally jumped up and looked out the peep hole and it was the girl from the front desk! She finally gave up and slid a copy of the charges under the door.
Somehow we don't think that she was only there to drop of a 2nd copy of the room receipt at 1am.
Sorry ladies, he's taken.
But if you are in the habit of giving out discounts to cute guys we will use that to out advantage.